I recieved this e-mail from my boss of all things, and promptly sent it on to several of my friends. It has been sent to the president etc, but I thought I would just post it here for good measure I know how you love to listen to me
HELLO AMERICA
The USA is on the brink of war. An aggressive and unpredictable leader is spreading fear and insecurity. His name is George W. Bush.
Mr. Bush possesses massive arsenals of weapons of mass destruction.
He claims he has the right to use them.
He was never elected by a majority of his people.
(32 % of adult Americans voted for Bush. He got 539,989 less votes than opponent Al Gore)
He leads a regime, where he himself – and a rich elite - enjoy enormous wealth and growing privileges, while millions live in poverty and despair.
People of ethnic minorities are oppressed and humiliated.
His country ranks highest in the world with regard to
not signing human rights treaties.
We thank you, America!
We know that most Americans want peace, prosperity and justice for all.
You are good people, like most people are, in Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Korea, Ukraine, Australia, Norway, Mexico, Canada, Germany, Indonesia, Brazil, India, Bolivia, Iran, Uganda, Portugal and elsewhere.
We thank you for giving us Abraham Lincoln, Bessie Smith, Elvis Presley, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Hank Williams, Martin Luther King jr., Toni Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Jesse Owens, Woody Allen, Miles Davis, Ernest Hemingway, Helen Keller, Madonna, John Steinbeck, Jimmy Carter, Julia Roberts, Muhammad Ali and many more.
If we can do anything to help you
get rid of George W. Bush
before he wrecks your reputation
and messes up the whole planet,
please let us know!
Magnus Alexander corpore parvus erat
Dissenting voice of wotmania
Frightfully stubborn pacifist
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent