RESOLUTIONS:

#1: I resolve to eat only things that can fit on my plate, and nothing that I find on the ground.

SO FAR: This one needs work. *muches*

You gotta' choose things that are achievable bro.

#2: I resolve to respond to every Dodge. survey, even if it kills me.

SO FAR: I am disappointingly non-dead.

Way to go bro! Awesome resolution stylie!

#3: I resolve to wage terrible war with any uppity new group on the MB.

SO FAR: No uppity new groups yet; must be working.

Shame and yes.

#4: I resolve to find the Two-Ton Tomato of Antioch.

SO FAR: It ain't in the closet and it ain't under the bed; I've determined that it must not exist.

*nods* Well worked and thought out. The bed must have killed the search.

#5: I resolve to free Arok Manok from his cage more often, and give him a biscuit at least once a week.

SO FAR: You know, I completely forgot about this one ... I'd better go check the cage.




~ The Artful Dodger ~
-The One Who Dodges Art-