You Give Your Love So Sweetly...

Ah well. When you talk like that, how can I really say no?

Anyway, answer this please:

1. Do you belong to anyone?

No. Certainly not to space aliens from the planet Xenon5. *gives discreet thumbs up to something off-camera*

2. Is love sweet?

Depends. If love is like a red red rose, then no. Roses taste rather bitter. But if love is like a peach, then sure, peaches are sweet. However, if love is like an onion, then I suppose it depends on your tastes.

3. Is sex sweet?

Really now. Talk about your rhetorical questions.

4. Tonight, would you prefer to go on a date with a really fun person or have a wild night at home?

Why are these our only two choices? Is this not the land of freedom? Freedom, I say, Freedom! Oh, and I'd rather stay at home most of the time; I'm not a go-out-and-see-people person.

5. Does love have to have ANYTHING to do with it?

Of course it does; don't be silly. No matter how one-night-standish things might get, there's still a measure of love involved, whether it be love of the other, love of self, or simply love of sex. Love has something to do with everything.

6. What color is the sexiest in your opinion?

No such thing as a sexy color. You name any color that seems sexy and I'll name a way in which it's disgusting, and thus ruin your perception of color forever and ever amen. Do you really want me to do that?


Warder to starry_nite

One day.

May I suggest:
http://onceuponagourd.etsy.com/

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money can't buy you back the love that you had then