...throw a weasel at your face. How do you respond?
Shreek and try to fend it off.

...render you unconscious, dress you in red silk pajamas, and put you in bed with Carrot Top. How do you respond?
Shreek and try to fend him off.

...force you at gunpoint...no wait, bananapoint. Yeah, that's it, bananapoint. Let's say I force you at bananapoint to juggle 5 chainsaws over a pit of boiling oil, while threatening to shave funny designs into the fur of your pet poodle should you refuse. How do you respond?
I refuse. I have no pet poodle.

...kiss you like you have never been kissed before. How do you respond?
Well, I think I'd be shocked.

...eat all the potato chips in your house. How do you respond?
Buy more potato chips.

...replace your printer cartridge with white ink. How do you respond?
With confusion. The ink is full but it's not printing?? What??

...use Photoshop and make some compromising pictures of you and George Bush to sell to the Enquirer. How do you respond?
Ummm...cut and dye my hair, and move to Europe under an assumed name.

...hide Chucky dolls randomly around your house. How do you respond?
Be really freaked out. Probably move.

...throw random smileys at you like they were ninja stars. How do you respond?
Grin and giggle.

...arrange for you to have dinner with either Bob Dylan or Michael Jordan. How do you respond?
Umm...well. I just don't know.

...blow up France. How do you respond?
I would demand you rebuild the Eiffel Tower! Oh and the rest of France...

...tie you to a treadmill that powers the electrical system in my house. How do you respond?
Run till I lost 10 pounds, then turn it off and untie myself.


ummmaludra
it takes a lot to make me crazy
and a lot is always going on