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Happy birthday *NM* Jenn - 27/01/2003 05:30:39 PM

(No, I didn't forget, and no I will not make out with you..)

According to my sources (aka Me), the 27th Birthday(s) of Mats Gambling Buddy (and his many other personalities) was yesterday! Join me in celebrating this unsettling yet oddly huggable character we all know and love!

Ahem...

*clears her throat and begins to sing in a haunting yet sultry voice then thinks better of it and switches into Chipmunk Pirate mode*

Arrrrrr Happy Birthday to you, Arrrr shiver me timbers Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday ye old scoundrel, Happy Birthday to you.

Now folks, join me in the annual birthday spanking, he needs 27 spankings (open palm to the fanny, please) and a pinch to grow an inch. Let's see this post light up with spankings!!!






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A belated very Happy Birthday post for MGB! (& 27 spankings) - 27/01/2003 09:59:39 AM 114 Views
*prepares his cupped hand...* - 27/01/2003 10:01:48 AM 20 Views
Dude, I hate you... wear my ring? *NM* - 27/01/2003 03:11:03 PM 3 Views
Happy Birthday, man - 27/01/2003 10:03:04 AM 13 Views
Thanks... wait... no! Screw you! - 27/01/2003 03:09:33 PM 13 Views
Dude! .... (wait for it) - 27/01/2003 10:10:58 AM 15 Views
That would be a very crude post in England - 27/01/2003 10:22:17 AM 12 Views
Indubitably, good sir. - 27/01/2003 10:40:17 AM 10 Views
A pinch to grow an inch...? o_O - 27/01/2003 10:44:22 AM 9 Views
Happy Birthday! ::hugs:: *NM* - 27/01/2003 10:44:28 AM 5 Views
While I'll leave the spankings to these other lucky souls, - 27/01/2003 10:52:35 AM 8 Views
Happy Birthday *hugs* *NM* - 27/01/2003 11:44:12 AM 3 Views
Happy birthday bro. Come back. Please.... *NM* - 27/01/2003 12:02:54 PM 3 Views
rockin birthday dude *NM* - 27/01/2003 12:03:09 PM 3 Views
Happy Birthday! - 27/01/2003 12:34:59 PM 10 Views
Happy Birthday Mike!!!!!! - 27/01/2003 04:53:42 PM 4 Views
Happy birthday *NM* - 27/01/2003 05:30:39 PM 4 Views
My hand does not deserve that backside. - 27/01/2003 05:39:08 PM 8 Views
Have a happyhappy happy. Birth. dood. *NM* - 27/01/2003 06:14:36 PM 3 Views
Happy b-day. *NM* - 27/01/2003 06:50:13 PM 2 Views
** SIDETACKLES ** - 27/01/2003 06:57:18 PM 5 Views
'appy birfday guv'nah. *tips hat* *NM* - 27/01/2003 07:16:25 PM 1 Views
Happy Birthday! - 27/01/2003 08:25:02 PM 2 Views
Re: A belated very Happy Birthday post for MGB! (& 27 spankings) - 27/01/2003 09:29:55 PM 2 Views
Sweet - 27/01/2003 10:42:20 PM 3 Views