(No, I didn't forget, and no I will not make out with you..)
According to my sources (aka Me), the 27th Birthday(s) of Mats Gambling Buddy (and his many other personalities) was yesterday! Join me in celebrating this unsettling yet oddly huggable character we all know and love!
Ahem...
*clears her throat and begins to sing in a haunting yet sultry voice then thinks better of it and switches into Chipmunk Pirate mode*
Arrrrrr Happy Birthday to you, Arrrr shiver me timbers Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday ye old scoundrel, Happy Birthday to you.
Now folks, join me in the annual birthday spanking, he needs 27 spankings (open palm to the fanny, please) and a pinch to grow an inch. Let's see this post light up with spankings!!!
His name is not an
Hava is not a word
He has no inn
He is an hava inn