I would like to officially thank you Aussies for:

1. Nicole Kidman (would say Mel Gibson but he was born here in the US, in NY actually)
2. Crocodile Dundee (but only the first movie, please!!!)
3. That "Oy!" guy from the Energizer commercials in the mid-1980s
4. Steve Irwin, Quokka Hunter extraordinaire
5. Foster's (Australian for "beer" )
6. Words like "billabong" and "abo"
7. Kevin "Bloody" Williams (sorry, but "abo" brought that one to mind) "Do you fukk on first dates? Does you father own a brewery? Can I see your tits, or will you show them to me?"
8. Kangaroos, wallabies, koala bears and wombats
9. "Waltzing Mathilda"
10. ANZAC Day (great excuse to get drunk)
11. All those poisonous spiders that scare the bejeezus out of apparently half this site
12. wads, our very own wads
13. the best drinking friends I had in Hong Kong
14. All those "kiwi" jokes you find so funny but no one else understands

I'm sure there are more things to thank you blokes for, but I can't think of them right now. Oy!


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