As your Secretary of Defense designate, I must remind you that not Nuking Everything™, would, in addition to being a grave betrayal of the trust of those who would vote for and support you, result in other countries and people continuing to exist. We cannot allow this to happen.
Continue to exist... I had never thought of... It had never occured to... It simply slipped my...
You are earning your dough. We cannot allow these peaceful contries to continue to exist. They must be stopped.
Thank you.
~considers a new FANNY 2004 post~