...throw a weasel at your face. How do you respond?

*tickle it*


...render you unconscious, dress you in red silk pajamas, and put you in bed with Carrot Top. How do you respond?

why mapthis! I didn't know you felt that way about me.

...force you at gunpoint...no wait, bananapoint. Yeah, that's it, bananapoint. Let's say I force you at bananapoint to juggle 5 chainsaws over a pit of boiling oil, while threatening to shave funny designs into the fur of your pet poodle should you refuse. How do you respond?

*NM*

...kiss you like you have never been kissed before. How do you respond?

kiss you back I suppose. its nothing personal

antonio is so sexy, no?

...eat all the potato chips in your house. How do you respond?

BASTARD. *cries*

...replace your printer cartridge with white ink. How do you respond?

I don't have a printer anymore *Puts flowers on printer gravesite*

...use Photoshop and make some compromising pictures of you and George Bush to sell to the Enquirer. How do you respond?

You will find out what zero tolerance means. so will the rest of us.


...hide Chucky dolls randomly around your house. How do you respond?

Play with them

...throw random smileys at you like they were ninja stars. How do you respond?

*flips*

*pumps up*

TOOOOOOOOOOOONGAAAAAA!

...arrange for you to have dinner with either Bob Dylan or Michael Jordan. How do you respond?

Buy Some Clothes?

...blow up France. How do you respond?

Monopolise the wine and cheese industry

...tie you to a treadmill that powers the electrical system in my house. How do you respond?

generate electricity. duh


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