...throw a weasel at your face. How do you respond?
...render you unconscious, dress you in red silk pajamas, and put you in bed with Carrot Top. How do you respond?
...force you at gunpoint...no wait, bananapoint. Yeah, that's it, bananapoint. Let's say I force you at bananapoint to juggle 5 chainsaws over a pit of boiling oil, while threatening to shave funny designs into the fur of your pet poodle should you refuse. How do you respond?
...kiss you like you have never been kissed before. How do you respond?
...eat all the potato chips in your house. How do you respond?
...replace your printer cartridge with white ink. How do you respond?
...use Photoshop and make some compromising pictures of you and George Bush to sell to the Enquirer. How do you respond?
...hide Chucky dolls randomly around your house. How do you respond?
...throw random smileys at you like they were ninja stars. How do you respond?
...arrange for you to have dinner with either Bob Dylan or Michael Jordan. How do you respond?
...blow up France. How do you respond?
...tie you to a treadmill that powers the electrical system in my house. How do you respond?
Fencing is the reason guns were invented. -- Emily Yoffe
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